Game Report Cards
 
 
Boston College (exh): 10-13-2025 W 88-74
Boston College (exh):
10-13-2025
W 88-74
 
Makes the gravy
Consistently delivers crucial plays and makes teammates look better, like how gravy enhances a meal
Energy Drink
Brings a burst of athleticism and hustle to the court, always full of energy and making impactful plays. Someone who provides quick offense
Hot Dog
Might be prone to flashy or exaggerated moves that sometimes draw both cheers and jeers from the crowd
Flavorless
Boring and uninteresting, missing the excitement of spectacular plays
Spice
Adds excitement and flair to the team's play, or a specific play brings an element of surprise
Long Range Bomber
Launches from long, whether his role or part of his arsenal
Alex Karaban Jayden Ross Jacob Ross Dwayne Koroma Jayden Ross Alec Millender
Tarris Reed Jr. Malachi Smith Silas Demary Jr. Braylon Mullins
Silas Demary Jr. Solo Ball Jaylin Stewart
Jacob Furphy Eric Reibe
Jacob Ross Jacob Furphy
Too Sweet
Unselfish to a fault and passes up open shots to give the ball to a teammate
Crow
Humility after a bad performance that followed some braggadocio
Pick-and-Roll Meal
A guard and center work together seamlessly, like pairing a main dish with a classic side dish
Roasted
Gets thoroughly defeated and embarrassed
Well-Balanced
A diverse set of offensive options, including inside scoring, outside shooting, and effective passing
Junk Food
Relies on empty-calorie plays—fast-break layups and wild, low-percentage shots instead of a structured offensive diet
Silas Demary Jr. Eric Reibe Alec Millender Alex Karaban
Malachi Smith Uroš Paunović Silas Demary Jr.
Jaylin Stewart
Jacob Furphy
Eric Reibe
Braylon Mullins
Uroš Paunović
Defensive Anchor
The "backbone of the meal," a big man who is the central focus of the defense, like a hearty, filling main course
Uncooked Pasta
A young, high-potential kid who still needs time to develop their game, get stronger, and learn the pro-level system
Comfort Food
A stat-stuffer, grabbing points, rebounds, and assists in abundance
All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Unselfish to a fault and passes up open shots to give the ball to a teammate
Head Chef
A point guard who expertly orchestrates the offense, creating opportunities for everyone
Sous Chef
A key role player who excels at their specific task, like a lockdown defender or a three-point specialist, who makes the team's "head chef" look even better
Jayden Ross Jacob Furphy Alex Karaban Silas Demary Jr. Silas Demary Jr. Jayden Ross
Malachi Smith Eric Reibe Silas Demary Jr. Braylon Mullins Malachi Smith
Jaylin Stewart
Tarris Reed Jr.
Mayonnaise Sandwich
Going through the motions, lacking motivation or hunger
Twinkie
Short bursts of energy, little substance or long-term value, low endurance
Dessert
A luxury, an explosive scorer who can be brought in off the bench to add a quick sugar rush and change the game's energy, but they are not the central focus of the team's offense
Salmon and Veggie
Provides high-quality fuel for their team. It's not flashy but is a nutritious, efficient, and sustained source of energy and production
Thanksgiving Dinner
Does it all and does it well
Microwave
Comes off the bench and immediately starts scoring. The term suggests they heat up quickly
Jaylin Stewart Malachi Smith Alex Karaban Jacob Furphy
Alec Millender
Microwave Burrito
Looks promising but ultimately disappointing due to turnovers, bad shot selection, flashy without substance
Filet Mignon
High performing, flavorful, cut above the rest
High End Wine
Veteran savvy, elevating the 'meal', complements the star players, nuanced to fit
Continental Breakfast
Consistent, basic, flavorless, unsatisfying
Salt of the Earth
An unselfish, fundamental player who does all the little things that make the team better, even without scoring a lot
Salt
Role player did more than usual to enhance the team's performance
Jacob Ross Solo Ball Alex Karaban Dwayne Koroma Malachi Smith Jayden Ross
Tarris Reed Jr. Jaylin Stewart Uroš Paunović Dwayne Koroma Alec Millender
Braylon Mullins Uroš Paunović
Roll
Role player did just that. Knows his place and fulfills that purpose perfectly
Popcorn
Entertaining, exciting but not much in the way of points, easily defended
Raspberry
Blows it too often
Onions
Carries a couple of big ones
Fast Food
Shows quick and efficient transition play
Hungry
A deep passion for the game and will find ways to get better versus those who have access to resources but lack the drive to succeed on their own
Dwayne Koroma Braylon Mullins Tarris Reed Jr. Braylon Mullins Solo Ball
Rrezon Elezaj Jacob Furphy
Rrezon Elezaj
Eric Reibe
Jacob Ross
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